Tuesday, August 13, 2013

Really funny jokes-First parachute jump

Dean was trying his first parachute jump. The trainer said: “You count slowly up to ten, than pull the first cord. If it doesn’t open, you have the option of the second cord. That’s it. When you reach down a car will be there for you.”

Off Dean jumped, counted ten and pulled the cord. Nothing happened. Unmoved, he pulled the second cord. That too failed. Now in panic, as he went down he thought: “Just my luck, I know that car won’t be there either.”