Julian is carrying two toddlers, one in each arm, while waiting for a bus. An old woman who finds the babies very cute, asks him, "They are so adorable, what are their names?"
Julian replies dryly, "I don't know."
The old woman persists, "Are they boys or girls?"
Julian is now angry and replies, "No idea."
The old woman then starts to reprimand Julian, "You have no idea? What kind of a father are you?".
Julian replies, "Excuse me ma'am, I am not their father, I just happen to be a contraceptives salesman carrying these 2 complaints back to my company."