Monday, June 3, 2013

Nothing to wear

Jerry came home from office at two in the afternoon as he had forgotten to carry an important file. He found his wife without a stitch on their bed.

Jerry, obviously surprised, said to her, “Brenda, what do you think you are doing lying there like that at this time of the day?”

Brenda replied, “I don’t have anything proper to wear.”

Jerry opened their cupboard and said. “What the hell………you have countless dresses, see……here’s one dress……second dress……third one…...the fourth…………"hi there Tom”………here’s the fifth……..”