A Mafia don calls his home.
The butler picks up the phone and says: Hello
Mafia don: Give the phone to my wife.
Butler: Just a moment.
The Butler comes back and says: She is in the bathroom.
Mafia Don: I said I want to speak to her NOW!
Butler: I am sorry but she cannot come to the phone right now.
Mafia Don: If you do not get her on the phone in a minute, I am going to blow your head into smithereens.
Butler (now scared): You do not understand, there is a man with her in the bathroom.
Mafia Don: What did you say??
Butler: Yes, it's true.
Mafia Don: Listen carefully, I want you to take the gun from my closet and then shoot them both.
Butler (scared out of his wits) : I can't do that, I can never kill anyone.
Mafia Don: Do it right now!
Butler: No, I can't!
Mafia Don: If you don't do it right now, I will kill you and your family. Now get on it with- I want to hear the shots, and don't forget to get rid of the gun.
Butler: Uh, all right.
The Mafia Don then hears two loud shots over the phone.
Butler (badly shaken) : I did it!
Mafia Don: Good work. What did you do with the gun?
Butler: I threw the gun in the pool.
Mafia Don: What pool are you talking about? We don't have a pool? Is this 747-5498?
The butler picks up the phone and says: Hello
Mafia don: Give the phone to my wife.
Butler: Just a moment.
The Butler comes back and says: She is in the bathroom.
Mafia Don: I said I want to speak to her NOW!
Butler: I am sorry but she cannot come to the phone right now.
Mafia Don: If you do not get her on the phone in a minute, I am going to blow your head into smithereens.
Butler (now scared): You do not understand, there is a man with her in the bathroom.
Mafia Don: What did you say??
Butler: Yes, it's true.
Mafia Don: Listen carefully, I want you to take the gun from my closet and then shoot them both.
Butler (scared out of his wits) : I can't do that, I can never kill anyone.
Mafia Don: Do it right now!
Butler: No, I can't!
Mafia Don: If you don't do it right now, I will kill you and your family. Now get on it with- I want to hear the shots, and don't forget to get rid of the gun.
Butler: Uh, all right.
The Mafia Don then hears two loud shots over the phone.
Butler (badly shaken) : I did it!
Mafia Don: Good work. What did you do with the gun?
Butler: I threw the gun in the pool.
Mafia Don: What pool are you talking about? We don't have a pool? Is this 747-5498?