Really funny jokes-Don't want to go to Church

Irina went to wake up her son for church one Sunday morning. When she knocked on his door, he said, "I'm not going!"

"Why not?" asked Irina.

"I'll give you two good reasons," he said. "One, they don't like me. Two, I don't like them."

Irina replied, "I'll give you two good reasons why YOU WILL go to church. One, you're 47 years old. Two, you're the pastor!"