A man who was gloomy and desperate at England's current football situation decided to commit suicide. He planned to hang himself in his living room. At the very last moment, he decided upon wearing his full England kit as his last statement. A neighbor, catching sight of the impending incident, called the police.
On arrival, the police quickly removed the Jersey and dressed the man in stockings and suspenders. The man, totally confused asked why.
The policeman simply replied, "It's to avoid embarrassing your family."
On arrival, the police quickly removed the Jersey and dressed the man in stockings and suspenders. The man, totally confused asked why.
The policeman simply replied, "It's to avoid embarrassing your family."