A comparison of life in prison vs. a full time job
In prison, they spend the majority of their time in a 8' x 10' cell.
At work, I spend most of my time in a 6' x 8' cubicle.
In prison, they get three meals a day.
At work, I only get a break for one meal and I have to pay for that one.
In prison, you get time off for good behavior.
At work, I get rewarded for good behavior with more work.
In prison, they provide you with clothing with the ID conveniently sewn on to the clothes.
At work, I must wear an ID badge at all times.
In prison, there is a dress standard, but they supply the clothes.
At work, there is a dress standard, but I must buy my own clothes.
In prison, a guard locks and unlocks all the doors for me.
At work, I must carry around a security card and unlock and open all the doors myself.
In prison, they can watch TV and play games.
At work, I can get fired for watching TV and playing games.
In prison, they will pay my way through school to learn a new career and give me time to do it.
At work, they will pay for my education, but I must do it on my own time.
In prison they have exercise rooms that they allow you to use almost whenever you want.
At work we have an exercise room that you can use but it must be on your time.
In prison, I can fall asleep on the job and no serious consequences comes from my action.
At work, if I fall asleep on the job I get put on the next bullet list.
In prison, they ball and chain you when you go somewhere.
At work, you are just ball and chained.
In prison, you have full free medical coverage .
At work, you get partial coverage and your BUPA payments are deducted
In prison, all expenses are paid by the tax payer.
At work, you get to pay all the expenses to go to work, and then deduct the taxes from your salary to pay for the prisoners.
In prison, they spend the majority of their time in a 8' x 10' cell.
At work, I spend most of my time in a 6' x 8' cubicle.
In prison, they get three meals a day.
At work, I only get a break for one meal and I have to pay for that one.
In prison, you get time off for good behavior.
At work, I get rewarded for good behavior with more work.
In prison, they provide you with clothing with the ID conveniently sewn on to the clothes.
At work, I must wear an ID badge at all times.
In prison, there is a dress standard, but they supply the clothes.
At work, there is a dress standard, but I must buy my own clothes.
In prison, a guard locks and unlocks all the doors for me.
At work, I must carry around a security card and unlock and open all the doors myself.
In prison, they can watch TV and play games.
At work, I can get fired for watching TV and playing games.
In prison, they will pay my way through school to learn a new career and give me time to do it.
At work, they will pay for my education, but I must do it on my own time.
In prison they have exercise rooms that they allow you to use almost whenever you want.
At work we have an exercise room that you can use but it must be on your time.
In prison, I can fall asleep on the job and no serious consequences comes from my action.
At work, if I fall asleep on the job I get put on the next bullet list.
In prison, they ball and chain you when you go somewhere.
At work, you are just ball and chained.
In prison, you have full free medical coverage .
At work, you get partial coverage and your BUPA payments are deducted
In prison, all expenses are paid by the tax payer.
At work, you get to pay all the expenses to go to work, and then deduct the taxes from your salary to pay for the prisoners.