Two old men, John and David, met at a park.
John said, "Hey, where have you been all these years?"
David replied, "I was in jail."
"What? What did you do?" asked John.
David said, "Well, I was standing at the marketplace when this pretty young thing appeared with a policeman, pointed to me and said, 'That's the guy, Officer. He's the one who raped me'."
"What? And you let her accuse you like that?" exclaimed John.
"Well, you know I felt so flattered, I had to admit to it," replied David.
John said, "Hey, where have you been all these years?"
David replied, "I was in jail."
"What? What did you do?" asked John.
David said, "Well, I was standing at the marketplace when this pretty young thing appeared with a policeman, pointed to me and said, 'That's the guy, Officer. He's the one who raped me'."
"What? And you let her accuse you like that?" exclaimed John.
"Well, you know I felt so flattered, I had to admit to it," replied David.