The Things That Drive A Sane Person Mad
* You have to try on a pair of sunglasses with that stupid little plastic thing in the middle of them.
* The person behind you in the supermarket runs his cart into the back of your ankle.
* The elevator stops on every floor and nobody gets on.
* There's always a car riding your tail when you're slowing down to find an address.
* You open a can of soup and the lid falls in.
* There's a dog in the neighborhood that barks at EVERYTHING.
* You can never put anything back in a box the way it came.
* Your tire gauge lets out half the air while you're trying to get a reading.
* A station comes in brilliantly when you're standing near the radio but buzzes, drifts and spits every time you move away.
* There are always one or two ice cubes that won't pop out of the tray.
* You wash a garment with a tissue in the pocket and your entire laundry comes out covered with lint.
* The car behind you blasts its horn because you let a pedestrian finish crossing.
* A piece of foil candy wrapper makes electrical contact with your filling (or braces).
* You set the alarm on your digital clock for 6 pm instead of 6 am.
* The radio station doesn't tell you who sang that song.
* You rub on hand cream and can't turn the bathroom doorknob to get out.
* People behind you on a supermarket line dash ahead of you to a counter just opening up.
* Your glasses slide off your ears when you perspire.
* You can't look up the correct spelling of a word in the dictionary because you don't know how to spell it.
* You have to inform five different sales people in the same store that you're just browsing.
* You had that pen in your hand only a second ago and now you can't find it.
* You reach under the table to pick something off the floor and smash your head on the way up.
* You have to try on a pair of sunglasses with that stupid little plastic thing in the middle of them.
* The person behind you in the supermarket runs his cart into the back of your ankle.
* The elevator stops on every floor and nobody gets on.
* There's always a car riding your tail when you're slowing down to find an address.
* You open a can of soup and the lid falls in.
* There's a dog in the neighborhood that barks at EVERYTHING.
* You can never put anything back in a box the way it came.
* Your tire gauge lets out half the air while you're trying to get a reading.
* A station comes in brilliantly when you're standing near the radio but buzzes, drifts and spits every time you move away.
* There are always one or two ice cubes that won't pop out of the tray.
* You wash a garment with a tissue in the pocket and your entire laundry comes out covered with lint.
* The car behind you blasts its horn because you let a pedestrian finish crossing.
* A piece of foil candy wrapper makes electrical contact with your filling (or braces).
* You set the alarm on your digital clock for 6 pm instead of 6 am.
* The radio station doesn't tell you who sang that song.
* You rub on hand cream and can't turn the bathroom doorknob to get out.
* People behind you on a supermarket line dash ahead of you to a counter just opening up.
* Your glasses slide off your ears when you perspire.
* You can't look up the correct spelling of a word in the dictionary because you don't know how to spell it.
* You have to inform five different sales people in the same store that you're just browsing.
* You had that pen in your hand only a second ago and now you can't find it.
* You reach under the table to pick something off the floor and smash your head on the way up.