Sarcastic Tax jokes
1. What is the difference between the short income tax forms and the long ones?
Easy, if you use the short form, the government takes your money. If you use the long form, your accountant gets your money.
2. A penalty is a tax for doing something wrong. A tax is a penalty for doing something right.
3. The avoidance of taxes is the only intellectual pursuit that carries any reward.
1. What is the difference between the short income tax forms and the long ones?
Easy, if you use the short form, the government takes your money. If you use the long form, your accountant gets your money.
2. A penalty is a tax for doing something wrong. A tax is a penalty for doing something right.
3. The avoidance of taxes is the only intellectual pursuit that carries any reward.