Lawrence noticed this board on the gate of a house. “Talking dog for sale”
Intrigued, he knocked the door to inquire. The owner took Lawrence to the back of the house where a dog was casually sitting on the ground and left them alone.
Lawrence: “Is it true?”
Dog: “Sure.”
Lawrence: “So what’s behind all this? And why does he want to sell you?”
Dog: “I was born with this gift. My previous owner sold me to CBI and I helped them uncover biggest secrets because they let me loose on the job and nobody suspected that a dog could eves drop. But they made me travel a lot. So I left them and got myself employed with a minister who did not know my virtue. I discovered many scandals by this minister and informed the government. They gave me many awards for my services. I have aged now and finally I am leading a peaceful life with my family.”
Lawrence went back to the owner and asked the price. The owner said twelve dollars.
Lawrence paid the price without hesitation and asked: “This is a marvelous dog with amazing talent. Why do you want to get rid of him?”
Owner: “The SOB never speaks the truth, he always tells lies.”
Intrigued, he knocked the door to inquire. The owner took Lawrence to the back of the house where a dog was casually sitting on the ground and left them alone.
Lawrence: “Is it true?”
Dog: “Sure.”
Lawrence: “So what’s behind all this? And why does he want to sell you?”
Dog: “I was born with this gift. My previous owner sold me to CBI and I helped them uncover biggest secrets because they let me loose on the job and nobody suspected that a dog could eves drop. But they made me travel a lot. So I left them and got myself employed with a minister who did not know my virtue. I discovered many scandals by this minister and informed the government. They gave me many awards for my services. I have aged now and finally I am leading a peaceful life with my family.”
Lawrence went back to the owner and asked the price. The owner said twelve dollars.
Lawrence paid the price without hesitation and asked: “This is a marvelous dog with amazing talent. Why do you want to get rid of him?”
Owner: “The SOB never speaks the truth, he always tells lies.”