An over-smart tourist was traveling by boat in Hong Kong.
he asked the boatman "Do you know how all life on earth came from the sea?"
Boatman: "No!"
Tourist: "Do you know Biology?"
Boatman: "No, Not much!"
Tourist: "Do you know anything about Psychology, Geography, or Geology?"
Boatman: "No"
Tourist: "Really!! Then What the hell do you know, do you want to die of illiteracy!"
After sometime, the boat started to sink, so the boatman asked the tourist :
Boatman: "Do you know Swimology & Escapology?"
The scared Tourist: "No!! why??"
Boatman: "Really!! Well you will Drownology and Crocodilogy will eat your Bodiology and you will Dieology because of your Badmouthology"
he asked the boatman "Do you know how all life on earth came from the sea?"
Boatman: "No!"
Tourist: "Do you know Biology?"
Boatman: "No, Not much!"
Tourist: "Do you know anything about Psychology, Geography, or Geology?"
Boatman: "No"
Tourist: "Really!! Then What the hell do you know, do you want to die of illiteracy!"
After sometime, the boat started to sink, so the boatman asked the tourist :
Boatman: "Do you know Swimology & Escapology?"
The scared Tourist: "No!! why??"
Boatman: "Really!! Well you will Drownology and Crocodilogy will eat your Bodiology and you will Dieology because of your Badmouthology"