Some light hearted humor related to France
1. An old saying: Raise your right hand if you like the French. Raise both hands if you are French.
2. How many Frenchmen does it take to change a light bulb? One. He holds the bulb and all of Europe revolves around him.
3. I would rather have a German division in front of me than a French one behind me.
- General George S. Patton
4. Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordion.
- Norman Scwartzkopf
5. Next time there's a war in Europe, the loser has to keep France.
1. An old saying: Raise your right hand if you like the French. Raise both hands if you are French.
2. How many Frenchmen does it take to change a light bulb? One. He holds the bulb and all of Europe revolves around him.
3. I would rather have a German division in front of me than a French one behind me.
- General George S. Patton
4. Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordion.
- Norman Scwartzkopf
5. Next time there's a war in Europe, the loser has to keep France.