Some short office jokes to entertain you......
Laurel: How's your job at the watch company?
Hardy: Only time will tell.
Tom: How's your job at the banana company?
Jerry: I keep slipping up.
Santa: How's your job on the new highway?
Banta: I'm so busy I don't know which way to turn.
Turner: How's your job at the travel agency?
Hooch: I'm going nowhere.
Beavis: How's your job at the swivel chair company?
Butthead: It makes my head spin!
Calvin: How's your job at the lemon juice company?
Hobbes: I've had bitter jobs.
Garfield: How's your job at the pie company?
Odie: It didn't pan out.
Laurel: How's your job at the balloon factory?
Hardy: We can't keep up with inflation.
Tom: How's your job at the crystal ball company?
Jerry: I'm making a fortune.
Santa: How's your job at the history book company?
Banta: There's no future in it.
Turner: How's your job at the clock company?
Hooch: I'm having second thoughts about it.
Beavis: How's your job on the farm?
Butthead: Problems keep cropping up.
Calvin: How's your job at the sewing shop?
Hobbes: Hanging on by a thread.
Garfield: How's your job at the eye glasses clinic?
Odie: I have clear job objectives.
Laurel: How's your job at the watch company?
Hardy: Only time will tell.
Tom: How's your job at the banana company?
Jerry: I keep slipping up.
Santa: How's your job on the new highway?
Banta: I'm so busy I don't know which way to turn.
Turner: How's your job at the travel agency?
Hooch: I'm going nowhere.
Beavis: How's your job at the swivel chair company?
Butthead: It makes my head spin!
Calvin: How's your job at the lemon juice company?
Hobbes: I've had bitter jobs.
Garfield: How's your job at the pie company?
Odie: It didn't pan out.
Laurel: How's your job at the balloon factory?
Hardy: We can't keep up with inflation.
Tom: How's your job at the crystal ball company?
Jerry: I'm making a fortune.
Santa: How's your job at the history book company?
Banta: There's no future in it.
Turner: How's your job at the clock company?
Hooch: I'm having second thoughts about it.
Beavis: How's your job on the farm?
Butthead: Problems keep cropping up.
Calvin: How's your job at the sewing shop?
Hobbes: Hanging on by a thread.
Garfield: How's your job at the eye glasses clinic?
Odie: I have clear job objectives.