Signs You are Addicted to the Internet
* You kiss your girlfriend's/boyfriend's home page.
* Your bookmark takes 15 minutes to scroll from top to bottom.
* Your eyeglasses have a web site burned in on them.
* You find yourself brainstorming for new subjects to search.
* You refuse to go to a vacation spot with no electricity and no phone lines.
* You finally do take that vacation, but only after buying a cellular-modem and a laptop.
* You spend half of the plane trip with your laptop on your lap... and your child in the overhead compartment.
* All you daydreaming is preoccupied with getting a faster connection to the net: 28.8... ISDN... cable modem... T1... T3...
* And even your night dreams are in HTML.
* You kiss your girlfriend's/boyfriend's home page.
* Your bookmark takes 15 minutes to scroll from top to bottom.
* Your eyeglasses have a web site burned in on them.
* You find yourself brainstorming for new subjects to search.
* You refuse to go to a vacation spot with no electricity and no phone lines.
* You finally do take that vacation, but only after buying a cellular-modem and a laptop.
* You spend half of the plane trip with your laptop on your lap... and your child in the overhead compartment.
* All you daydreaming is preoccupied with getting a faster connection to the net: 28.8... ISDN... cable modem... T1... T3...
* And even your night dreams are in HTML.