Three guys - one from Indiana, one from from Kentucky and one from West Virginia were on a Hollywood TV quiz show.
The host asked them to complete the sentence: "Old MacDonald had a ..."
The Indianan said, "Old MacDonald had a carburetor."
"Sorry," said the MC. "That's incorrect."
"Old MacDonald had a flat tire," said the Kentuckian.
"Wrong," said the host.
"Old MacDonald had a farm," said the West Virginian.
"That's correct!" shouted the MC.
"Now for $200,000, spell farm." The West Virginian thought hard and then spelled carefully: "E-I-E-I-O."