In a courtroom, a defendant was asked to stand in the dock. As soon as he took his position, he said directly to the judge, "I don't recognize this court!"
"And why is that?" asked the Judge.
The defendant replied, "Well, you seem to have decorated it since the last time I visited."
"And why is that?" asked the Judge.
The defendant replied, "Well, you seem to have decorated it since the last time I visited."