Rob and Bill both went to work for a lumber mill. They both worked on the band saw. One day while working and talking to Bill, Rob bent too close to saw and the blade sliced one of his ears off. Bill immediately picked up the sliced ear with intention of being helpful to Rob.
He said: “Rob, don’t panic. See I have your ear here. It may be possible for the doctor to sew it back.”
Rob: “You fool, that’s not mine. My ear had a pencil behind it.”
He said: “Rob, don’t panic. See I have your ear here. It may be possible for the doctor to sew it back.”
Rob: “You fool, that’s not mine. My ear had a pencil behind it.”