TSA Slogans
- Grope discounts available.
- Can't see London, can't see France, unless we see your underpants.
- If we did our job any better, we'd have to buy you dinner first.
- Only we know if Lady Gaga is really a lady.
- Don't worry, my hands are still warm from the last guy.
- Throw a few back at the airport Chili's and you won't even notice.
- Wanna fly? Open your fly!
- We've handled more balls than Barney Frank.
- We are now free to move about your pants
- We rub you the wrong way, so you can be on your way.
- It's not a grope. It's a freedom pat.
- When in doubt, we make you whip it out.