- TSA: Touchin', Squeezin', Arrestin'
- You were a virgin.
- We handle more packages than the USPS
- The TSA isn't silly, they just want to inspect your willy.
- Stroke of the hand, law of the land.
- No Shirt, No Shoes, No Problem.
- Let your fingers do the Walking.
- Bend Over And Cough
- Reach out and touch someone.
- Can you feel me now?
- When we're done with you, you'll need a cigarette
- TSA - Thousands Standing Around
- You were a virgin.
- We handle more packages than the USPS
- The TSA isn't silly, they just want to inspect your willy.
- Stroke of the hand, law of the land.
- No Shirt, No Shoes, No Problem.
- Let your fingers do the Walking.
- Bend Over And Cough
- Reach out and touch someone.
- Can you feel me now?
- When we're done with you, you'll need a cigarette
- TSA - Thousands Standing Around