An elderly couple were sitting in the old folks home when the bloke turns to the woman next to him and says, "How about a bit of nookie?" The woman agrees and they go along to his room.
After the act is done the guy turns to the woman and says, "If I had known you were still a virgin I would have asked you to make love sooner."
The woman replies, "And if I had known that you could get such a big one I would have taken my tights off."
After the act is done the guy turns to the woman and says, "If I had known you were still a virgin I would have asked you to make love sooner."
The woman replies, "And if I had known that you could get such a big one I would have taken my tights off."