A waitress became violently ill while at work and was rushed by ambulance to the emergency room. In typical hospital fashion, she was placed on an examining table and then all but ignored for the next half-hour.
Finally, she noticed a doctor out in the hall and yelled, "Please help me!"
"Sorry," he replied, "it's not my table."
Finally, she noticed a doctor out in the hall and yelled, "Please help me!"
"Sorry," he replied, "it's not my table."