You're An Extreme Redneck If...
1. You think the last words of the "Star-Spangled Banner" are
"Gentlemen, start your engines."
2. You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels.
3. The Halloween Pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your spouse.
4. You have to go outside to get something from the fridge.
5. One of your kids was born on a pool table.
6. You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.
7. You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law against it.
8. You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.