Friday, January 14, 2011

Funny jokes-What does Husband do?

Ann: What does your husband do?

Liza: What a husband should do.

Ann: I’m not asking about the night, but the day.

Liza: OK. He does the same during the day too.

Ann: I’m asking what he does for a living!!

Liza: That’s what I’m answering. He is so excited all the time. Day or night, it doesn’t make any difference to him. He is always in the bedroom.

Ann: is he some kind of predating maniac?

Liza: No, not at all. He is always in bedrooms breaking the lockers. He is a burglar.