You Might Be A Redneck If:
* You've ever had Thanksgiving dinner on a Ping-Pong table.
* Thanksgiving dinner is squirrel and dumplings.
* You've ever re-used a paper plate.
* If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say Cool Whip on the side.
* If you've ever used your ironing board as a buffet table.
* On Thanksgiving Day you have to decide which pet to eat.