Redneck Sayings
1. "He fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down."
2. "Have a cup of coffee, it’s already been ‘saucered and blowed.’"
3. "She’s so stuck up, she’d drown in a rainstorm."
4. "It’s so dry, the trees are bribing the dogs."
5. "My cow died last night so I don’t need your bull."
6. "He’s as country as cornflakes."
1. "He fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down."
2. "Have a cup of coffee, it’s already been ‘saucered and blowed.’"
3. "She’s so stuck up, she’d drown in a rainstorm."
4. "It’s so dry, the trees are bribing the dogs."
5. "My cow died last night so I don’t need your bull."
6. "He’s as country as cornflakes."