* Women hate bugs. Even the strong-willed ones need a man around when there's a spider or a wasp involved.* Women can't keep secrets. They eat away at them from the inside. And they don't view it as being untrustworthy, providing they only tell two or three people.
* Women always go to public restrooms in groups. It gives them a chance to gossip.
* Women can't refuse to answer a ringing phone, no matter what she's doing. It might be the lottery calling.
* Women never understand why men love toys. Men understand that they wouldn't need toys if women had an 'on/off' switch.
* Women think all beer is the same.
* Women keep three different shampoos and two different conditioners in the shower. After a woman showers, the bathroom will smell like a tropical rain forest.
* Women don't understand the appeal of sports.
* Women brush their hair before bed.
* Watch a woman eat an ice cream cone and you'll have a pretty good idea about how she'll be in bed.
* Women are paid less than men, except for one field: Modeling.
* Women are never wrong. Apologizing is the man's responsibility, 'It's there in the Bible'. Hmmm, who was it that gave Adam the apple?