Monday, September 20, 2010

Really funny stuff-A Good Pun Is Its Own Reword

A Good Pun Is Its Own Reword

* Energizer Bunny arrested - charged with battery.

* A pessimist's blood type is always b-negative.

* Practice safe eating - always use condiments.

* A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.

* Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death.

* I used to work in a blanket factory, but it folded.

* Marriage is the mourning after the knot before.

* Corduroy pillows are making headlines.

* Is a book on voyeurism a peeping tome?

* Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play.

* Banning the bra was a big flop.

* Sea captains don't like crew cuts.

* Alarms: What an octopus is.

* Dockyard: A physician's garden.

* Incongruous: Where bills are passed.

* Khakis: What you need to start the car in Boston.

* Oboe: An English tramp.

* Pasteurize: Too far to see.

* Propaganda: A gentlemanly goose.

* Toboggan: Why we go to an auction.