A Good Pun Is Its Own Reword
* Energizer Bunny arrested - charged with battery.
* A pessimist's blood type is always b-negative.
* Practice safe eating - always use condiments.
* A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
* Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death.
* I used to work in a blanket factory, but it folded.
* Marriage is the mourning after the knot before.
* Corduroy pillows are making headlines.
* Is a book on voyeurism a peeping tome?
* Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play.
* Banning the bra was a big flop.
* Sea captains don't like crew cuts.
* Alarms: What an octopus is.
* Dockyard: A physician's garden.
* Incongruous: Where bills are passed.
* Khakis: What you need to start the car in Boston.
* Oboe: An English tramp.
* Pasteurize: Too far to see.
* Propaganda: A gentlemanly goose.
* Toboggan: Why we go to an auction.
* Energizer Bunny arrested - charged with battery.
* A pessimist's blood type is always b-negative.
* Practice safe eating - always use condiments.
* A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
* Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death.
* I used to work in a blanket factory, but it folded.
* Marriage is the mourning after the knot before.
* Corduroy pillows are making headlines.
* Is a book on voyeurism a peeping tome?
* Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play.
* Banning the bra was a big flop.
* Sea captains don't like crew cuts.
* Alarms: What an octopus is.
* Dockyard: A physician's garden.
* Incongruous: Where bills are passed.
* Khakis: What you need to start the car in Boston.
* Oboe: An English tramp.
* Pasteurize: Too far to see.
* Propaganda: A gentlemanly goose.
* Toboggan: Why we go to an auction.