Unintentional yet funny gaffs from real job application forms
1. "I procrastinate, especially when the task is unpleasant."
2. "Personal interests: donating blood. Fourteen gallons so far."
3. "As indicted, I have over five years of analyzing investments."
4. "Instrumental in ruining entire operation for a Midwest chain store."
5. "Note: Please don't misconstrue my 14 jobs as 'job-hopping'. I have never quit a job."
6. "Marital status: often. Children: various."
7. "Reason for leaving last job: They insisted that all employees get to work by 8:45 am every morning. I couldn't work under those conditions."
8. "The company made me a scapegoat, just like my three previous employers.
9. "Finished eighth in my class of ten."
10. "References: none. I've left a path of destruction behind me."
1. "I procrastinate, especially when the task is unpleasant."
2. "Personal interests: donating blood. Fourteen gallons so far."
3. "As indicted, I have over five years of analyzing investments."
4. "Instrumental in ruining entire operation for a Midwest chain store."
5. "Note: Please don't misconstrue my 14 jobs as 'job-hopping'. I have never quit a job."
6. "Marital status: often. Children: various."
7. "Reason for leaving last job: They insisted that all employees get to work by 8:45 am every morning. I couldn't work under those conditions."
8. "The company made me a scapegoat, just like my three previous employers.
9. "Finished eighth in my class of ten."
10. "References: none. I've left a path of destruction behind me."