*Yo mama's glasses are so thick, when she looks at a map, she can see people waving at her.
*Yo mama's glasses are so thick she can see into the future.
*Yo mama's glasses are so thick, she can burn ants with them.
*Yo mama applied for a job at a strip club but they already had a stage.
*Yo mama's glasses are so thick, a blind person could see with them.