There's this gal out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees another gal on the opposite bank 'Yoo-hoo!' she shouts, 'How can I get to the other side?'
The second girl looks up the river then down the river and shouts back, 'You ARE on the other side.'
The second girl looks up the river then down the river and shouts back, 'You ARE on the other side.'