I was talking to my neighbor's wife who was mad at her husband. Here she is newly married and he left her to go fishing.
I asked her, "Where is your husband?"
She said, "Just go down to the pond and look around till you find a pole with a worm on each end."
I asked her, "Where is your husband?"
She said, "Just go down to the pond and look around till you find a pole with a worm on each end."