Hilarious jokes-Here's "The Rest of the Story"

Here's "The Rest of the Story"

Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel "Pick up your shovel, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land."
Nearly 75 years ago , Roosevelt said "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a camel, this is the Promised Land."
Now Obama is going to steal your shovel kick your asses, raise the price of camels, and mortgage the Promised Land.