10. "You want to use the fitting room or try this on at my place?"
9. "Check it out -- this one's good for hiding body parts"
8. "You know how we can offer such low prices? We're connected to the mafia"
7. "Try our new scent -- it makes you smell just like Regis"
6. "Last night after work I got lucky on this couch"
5. "Can I take a picture of your feet for my web site?"
4. "I live in a dark, greasy space under the escalator"
3. "For today only, you can pay for your purchases with hugs"
2. "Have you seen a chimp in boys' overalls?"
1. "If you're interested, I sell the same junk out of my van, half-price"