Moshe was at his golf club and went into the clubhouse to see whether anyone could offer him a lift to Manhattan. His own car was in the shop being serviced.
"Sure," said Irving, "I'll give you a lift. My Rolls Royce is just outside."
As they're driving along, Moshe says, "Irving, what's that thing on the dashboard making a soft humming sound all the time?"
"That's my digital clock."
A few minutes later, Moshe asks, "And what's that thing on the dashboard moving up and down?"
"That's my tachometer," says Irving.
Then a few minutes after that, Moshe starts to ask, "What's that...."
"Hold on a minute, Moshe," says Irving, "I can see you've never been in a Rolls Royce before."
"Yes I have, but I've never been in the front seat."
"Sure," said Irving, "I'll give you a lift. My Rolls Royce is just outside."
As they're driving along, Moshe says, "Irving, what's that thing on the dashboard making a soft humming sound all the time?"
"That's my digital clock."
A few minutes later, Moshe asks, "And what's that thing on the dashboard moving up and down?"
"That's my tachometer," says Irving.
Then a few minutes after that, Moshe starts to ask, "What's that...."
"Hold on a minute, Moshe," says Irving, "I can see you've never been in a Rolls Royce before."
"Yes I have, but I've never been in the front seat."