Tuesday, February 3, 2009

Clean jokes-Substitute

A College student, who was on the football team, took his new girlfriend to a home game.
They found their seats in the crowded arena and watched the action.
An announcement was made that a substitute player was being put into the game. He ran out onto the field and took his position.
The student said to his girlfriend, "Take a good look at that player. I expect him to be our best man next year."
His girlfriend smiled and snuggled up to him. "Oh, sweetie!" she said. "That's the strangest way I've ever heard a boy propose to a girl, but regardless of how you said it, I accept!"