A grossly overweight woman gets on a train and seats herself next to a man during rush hour.
The train was packed and the woman turns to the man and says, "If YOU were a gentleman, you'd stand and let one of these other ladies sit down!"
The man looks at her and replies, "And if YOU were a lady, you'd stand and let FIVE or SIX of them sit down!!"
The train was packed and the woman turns to the man and says, "If YOU were a gentleman, you'd stand and let one of these other ladies sit down!"
The man looks at her and replies, "And if YOU were a lady, you'd stand and let FIVE or SIX of them sit down!!"