"When you lose your hair in front, it means you're a great thinker, while if you lose it in the back, it means you're a great lover."
"Wow! I'm losing it in the front and in the back!"
"Oh, well. That just means you think you're a great lover."
"Wow! I'm losing it in the front and in the back!"
"Oh, well. That just means you think you're a great lover."