Friday, December 19, 2008

Really funny jokes-Court Stenographer

A man who had never been in a court of law before was put on the stand as a witness.
The court stenographer recorded every word he said.
The man started to talk faster.
The stenographer' s fingers flew across her keyboard.
The man spoke even faster, but finally came to an abrupt halt and said, "Miss, will you stop writing so fast? I can't keep up with you!"