A rabbi, a priest and a pastor were all sitting in a boat relaxing one lazy sunny afternoon.
The pastor said to the others, "I'm going over to the shore to sit down."
So he got out of the boat, walked across the water and sat down on the shore.
The priest then said to the rabbi, "I'm going to go over there and join him." So he too walked across the water and sat next to the pastor on the shore.
The rabbi thought to himself, "If they can do it, so can I!" So he climbed out of the boat and fell in the water with a splash.
The pastor said to the priest, "Do you think we should have told him where the rocks were?"
The pastor said to the others, "I'm going over to the shore to sit down."
So he got out of the boat, walked across the water and sat down on the shore.
The priest then said to the rabbi, "I'm going to go over there and join him." So he too walked across the water and sat next to the pastor on the shore.
The rabbi thought to himself, "If they can do it, so can I!" So he climbed out of the boat and fell in the water with a splash.
The pastor said to the priest, "Do you think we should have told him where the rocks were?"