Q: What did one sand pile say to the other sand pile?
A: Whatchya dune?
Q: What did the religious carrot say to the greens?
A: Lettuce pray
Q: What's the most common cause of hearing loss amongst men?
A: Wife saying she wants to talk to him.
Q: What did the ocean say to the shore?
A: Nothing, it just waved.
Q: What do you call a Jewish wife who catches her husband in bed with his secretary?
A: "The Plaintiff."