"Your Honor," a man said in divorce court, "My wife is just being ridiculous. Most women would love to have a husband who still believes in chivalry and I was only opening the car door for her out of chivalry."
"Ordinarily that would be true," replied the judge, "But I don't buy that it was out of chivalry. Apparently, you left out the part where you were driving down the highway at 65 MPH at the time."
"Ordinarily that would be true," replied the judge, "But I don't buy that it was out of chivalry. Apparently, you left out the part where you were driving down the highway at 65 MPH at the time."