Wednesday, September 10, 2008

Clean jokes-Map reading

The young teacher of the earth science class was lecturing on map reading. After explaining about latitude, longitude, degrees and minutes the teacher asked Morris, "Suppose I asked you to meet me for lunch at 23 degrees, 4 minutes north latitude and 45 degrees, 15 minutes east longitude... ?"
After a confused silence, Morris offered this as his answer....
"I guess you'd be eating alone."