An old couple were sitting in church and the wife noticed that people were staring at her. She leaned across to her husband and whispered,
"I've just let out a silent fart. What do you think I should do?"
He said,"I think you should get batteries for your hearing aid."
"I've just let out a silent fart. What do you think I should do?"
He said,"I think you should get batteries for your hearing aid."