Saturday, November 17, 2007

Funny jokes-God is busy

There was an atheist who enjoyed telling one and all that God does not exist.
One day he was speaking from the stage in a conference in a well reputed college attended by the Chief Guest,other vips and dignatories and the principal,professor s,lecturers, students and parents from every walk of life.
The speaker tried to emphasise in his speach that God does not exist and whatever man has achieved is because of his efforts only.In his concluding remarks he challenged "If God really exists he should be able to kick me in 2 minutes.Then I will believe in his existence",he concluded.
Irritated by the remarks,one healthy guy got up from the audience and proceeded to the stage and requested the atheist to repeat his last sentence at his own risk which the latter promptly responded. The healthy person was a footbal centre forward.He said" I am a football player and play as centre forward for my team.I have won several matches. Do you know how I kick the ball towards the Goal Post?"
Instantaneously, he kicked the atheist forcefully and was thrown out from the stage.The atheist and the entire audience and dignatories in the stage were spellbound. The Chief Guest looked at the watch. The whole episode took place in precisely 2 minutes. The gentleman finally remarked. "God is too busy, so he has deputed me to kick you in just two minutes!"
OH GOD! the atheist shouted at the top of his voice. He was no more an atheist!