* Men are like......Bananas.
The older they get, the less firm they are.
* Men are like.....Bank Accounts.
Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest.
* Men are like.....Bank Machines.
Once they withdraw they lose interest
* Men are like.....Bike helmets.
Handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly
* Men are like.....Cement.
After getting laid, they take a long time to get hard.
* Men are like.....Chocolate Bars.
Sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your ass.
* Men are like.....Coffee
The best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night long.
* Men are like.....Commercial s.
You can't believe a word they say.
* Men are like.....Computers
Hard to figure out, and never have enough memory.
* Men are like.....High heels.
They're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.
* Men are like.....Lawn Mowers.
If you're not pushing one around, then you're riding it.
* Men are like.....Lava lamps.
Fun to look at, but not all that bright.
* Men are like.....Laxatives.
They irritate the crap out of you.
* Men are like.....Mini skirts.
If you're not careful, they'll creep up your legs.
* Men are like.....Noodles.
They're always in hot water, they lack taste, and they need dough.
* Men are like.....Plungers.
They spend most of their lives in a hardware store or the bathroom.
* Men are like.....Popcorn.
They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
* Men are like.....Placemats.
They only show up when there's food on the table.
* Men are like.....Snowstorms .
You never know when he's coming, how many inches you'll get, or how long he will last.
* Men are like.....Used Cars.
Both are easy-to-get, cheap, and unreliable.
The older they get, the less firm they are.
* Men are like.....Bank Accounts.
Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest.
* Men are like.....Bank Machines.
Once they withdraw they lose interest
* Men are like.....Bike helmets.
Handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly
* Men are like.....Cement.
After getting laid, they take a long time to get hard.
* Men are like.....Chocolate Bars.
Sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your ass.
* Men are like.....Coffee
The best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night long.
* Men are like.....Commercial s.
You can't believe a word they say.
* Men are like.....Computers
Hard to figure out, and never have enough memory.
* Men are like.....High heels.
They're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.
* Men are like.....Lawn Mowers.
If you're not pushing one around, then you're riding it.
* Men are like.....Lava lamps.
Fun to look at, but not all that bright.
* Men are like.....Laxatives.
They irritate the crap out of you.
* Men are like.....Mini skirts.
If you're not careful, they'll creep up your legs.
* Men are like.....Noodles.
They're always in hot water, they lack taste, and they need dough.
* Men are like.....Plungers.
They spend most of their lives in a hardware store or the bathroom.
* Men are like.....Popcorn.
They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
* Men are like.....Placemats.
They only show up when there's food on the table.
* Men are like.....Snowstorms .
You never know when he's coming, how many inches you'll get, or how long he will last.
* Men are like.....Used Cars.
Both are easy-to-get, cheap, and unreliable.