Sunday, October 14, 2007

Short sardar jokes

Enjoy following four Sardar Jokes

* Sardar was walking along, when he looked up to observe a bird flying overhead. Suddenly, the bird dropped a load when it was directly over him. The Sardar says, "Good thing that cows don't fly."

* Sardar is in a bar and his cellular phone rings, so he picks it up and says "Hello, how did you know I was here?"

* Why are sardar secret agents the best in the world? Because even under torture they can't remember what they have been assigned to.

* Did you hear about the sardar who signed all his checks so no one else could use them if he lost his checkbook?