Thursday, September 13, 2007

Short funny jokes-Judge

The presiding judge had just completed rendering the court's verdict and was about to pass sentence when he asked the defendant if he had anything to say.

"No, judge, there is nothing I care to say," answered the prisoner. "But if you'll clear away the tables and chairs in this here courtroom for me to beat the HELL outta that arsehole lawyer of mine, you can give me a year or two extra."