10."I noticed you thrashing around. Would you like to hold onto my floaties?"
9. "You do know how to inflate your raft, don't you? Just put your lips together and blow."
8. "I'm worried about you getting a sunburn. How about I cover you with my body?"
7. "Don't save me! Let me go down three times."
6. "Wanna go back to my place and do something about that shrinkage?"
5. "Come on, I'm a wealthy neglected housewife, you're a pool boy. It's practically required by law that you do me."
4. "Sorry, babe, did I make you all wet?"
3. "Now how'd you manage to fit that great big thing into that little ol' Speedo?"
2. "Wanna join the 9-foot-deep- end-of-the- pool club?"
and the Number 1 Swimming Pool Pickup Line...
1 "If everybody here accidentally drowned, the first bloated corpse I'd pull out would be yours, sweetheart."