Dean was seated at the reception of a beauty parlour for nearly 4 hours, waiting for his wife who had promised him that she would take only an hour to finish her beauty treatment.
Frustration was creeping in, when Dean felt a hand on his shoulder. It was a stunning woman who said to him, "Let's go, honey."
Dean looked around frantically and said to her in a whisper, "Listen lady, my wife is in there and she might come here anytime. Maybe some other time."
The woman shouted at him, "You scoundrel!! I AM YOUR WIFE!!"
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